Monday, 29 September 2014

Package-Waiting Blues

(Sung to the tune of Tomorrow from the musical Annie)

The pack will turn up
Bet your bottom dollar
That my Filo
Will come soon!

Just thinkin' about tomorrow
Holding all that leather
In my two hands,
Makes me swoon!

When I think of the days
I wait
In ambush
For the postman to come
I strum
And pray!

My pack will arrive
So I gotta hang on
'cause tomorrow's
On its way.....

I'll get it

My filo's
A day away!!!!

Friday, 19 September 2014

You Can Teach an Old Malden New Tricks!

From my nephew Nick. He's a graphic artist. You can see Nicks other work at

Monday, 1 September 2014

Ruffled by ROFL

ROFL ? Really? 
R O F L?
Let's be serious for a moment.
Do you REALLY roll on the floor?
The laughing bit I can accept,
but to react so overtly as to collapse and roll on the ground?
Is anything you read on Facebook so hilariously funny that it actually makes you do that?
What if you are on a bus?
Walking your dog on the street?
This could actually be harmful to you.
Or at the very least ruin your clothes.
No, I am sorry.
Don't expect me to believe you are twisting on the floor in hysterics by writing ROFL.
It isn't happening.
'Sniggering' would be more appropriate.
Or at the very least: mildly smirking!
Just say it as it really is.
You can do it